Here's where it gets complicated. I've reviewed the PPIP investment in "legacy"/toxic mortgages below. This entry will review Legacy Securities, which are those derivatives of the bad loans that were chopped into small pieces, mixed in with baking soda, and sold as financial crack (Copyright 2009). Public financing for this side of the program will be from the Federal Reserve and Treasury through the Term Asset-Backed Securities Loan Facility ("TALF")...(if you are getting the feeling that this is a shell game, you are not alone). TALF will provide the debt financing for the purchase of these securities and will be available to private investors regardless of whether they are purchasing via the PPIP. Basically, as opposed to the objectively safer investment of Legacy Loans, private investors can fly solo on these investments. The problem that I hope to get to later is that in such a circumstance the taxpayers would have the risk without any potential for profit.
The White Paper makes a slight reference to how jacked these securities are by describing them as "tied to residential real estate, commercial real estate, and consumer credit". They are kind of like getting a goodie bag at a dentist's kid's birthday party. You know you aren't getting candy, but you hope you got a toy instead of an apple. Also, TALF loans are
non-recourse loans meaning that investors can
walk away from these loans if it becomes a bad investment and only lose whatever collateral was put up for the loan, namely the toxic security that nobody wants anyway.
Treasury plays a little trick here by stating that these securities were previously rated "AAA". That is true, but it was under a fradulent rating system that had these notes rated based on the idea that, extending my metaphor, at least one of the goodie bags would have a toy instead of an apple. If you still think Treasury is being 100% with us, I'd like you to go to page 4 of the
White Paper and tell me what the following statement means: "
Haircuts will be determined at a later date and will reflect the riskiness of the assets provided as collateral." Thanks Tim, but why don't we get back to talking about the financial plan and I'll worry about my grooming later. This out of context statement is the first sentence in a litany of "yet to be determined" areas of the plan that will "informed by discussions with market participants."
If I haven't disturbed you enough, it is about to get worse. In the prosecution of this plan, private investment managers will have the opportunity to apply for qualification as a Fund Manager. Now what would qualify someone for dealing with these messy securities that can be placed as one of the many root causes for this disaster?
Applicants will be pre-qualified based upon criteria
that are expected to include a demonstrable historical track record in the targeted asset classes, a minimum amount of assets under management in the targeted asset classes, and detailed
structural proposals for the proposed Legacy Securities PPIF.
Yes, and actually while you are at it could we please find some drug dealers to help solve the War on Drugs. Just in case you thought there would be copious oversight due to the complicity of these FM's in creating the mess in the first place: "The FM would have full discretion in investment decisions, although the PPIFs will predominately follow a long-term buy and hold strategy."
In the example given by the White Paper, which is just confusing enough to shake anyone off who is still trying to figure it out, there is no auction. In fact, it appears that the government is willing to match monies and loan additional funds to create a pool of money that will be large enough to buy these securities regardless of price, meaning the same companies that have benefited from the bail outs and stimuli will now be able to sell their wares for whatever price they deem appropriate. Why would investors buy into this? It is a non-recourse loan. The taxpayer is left holding the bag...unless it is profitable.